What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:50

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is Tiananmen Square censored?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
What do you think about a sister's love?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.